Maybe it was time to dig (very, very) deep inside and release my inner influencer?
“You nailed it!” she said. As I smiled modestly, she explained, “Dubai! How’d you know that’s where everyone’s gone for Pesach?”
Oh.
“Ah, well, you know…” I coughed, trying to assume an air of super-with-it-ness.
“No, seriously! All the influencers are in Dubai right now. Do you, like, follow them?”
That was a joke. She knows I’m not on social media. My kosher phone doesn’t even text.
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