PERSPECTIVES → WORLDVIEW Issue 1019 · July 10, 2024

Burning Rubber on Pennsylvania Avenue

As they engage in their performative outrage, how stupid does the media think Americans are?

Burning Rubber on Pennsylvania Avenue

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IN a sea of troubles and dark horizons, let’s start with some comic relief of the black variety.

CNN host Jake Tapper to Joe Biden: “What will you do with four more years?”

Biden, parchment-hued, slack-jawed and croaking weakly: “If we raise taxes on billionaires we’d be able to make every single solitary person… eligible for what I’ve been able to do with… the Covid… excuse me… dealing with everything that we have to do with… look… we finally beat Medicare.”

Media in collective howl: “We had no idea that you were aging, Joe! It was all so sudden. It came as such a shock. How could you betray us with this cover-up?”

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