Family Flub: Perpendicularly Preposterous Purim Prose

Dusty Diamonds. Sure-fire ways to keep from growing up. An ancient document, a neo-Nazi funding Arab bombers, and a man entangled in the desperate race to save the Jewish People. A husband who won’t be the next gadol hador. Purim meets Family First.

Family    Flub:    Perpendicularly    Preposterous    Purim    Prose

“The shadchan called ” Fraidy intoned slowly.

Yalli’s shoulders stiffened. “Yes?”

Fraidy’s mouth turned up in a jubilant grin. “It’s exactly what you’re looking for sheinkeit: money money and more money!”

“Baruch Hashem!” Yalli cried with jubilation. “When’s the wedding?”

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