The scene: A kosher delicatessen on the Eastern seaboard.

Customer to clerk: Having a big party tonight. Fix me up a nice platter of salami bologna pastrami — you know the works.

Clerk: Okay. How many people you having?

Customer: Nonna your business.

Clerk: But I need to know how much food you’ll need. How many people?

Customer: I already told you. Nonna your business.