PERSPECTIVES → GUESTLINES Issue 839 · December 9, 2020

They Want to Kill Our Sister

Some relevant parallels between what happened bayamim haheim and what we are living through bazman hazeh

They Want to Kill Our Sister

 

Gus is one of the fixtures of the neighborhood. Central casting couldn’t have chosen a better candidate to be the Barber of Lincolnwood. He’s a great schmoozer, name dropper (“Rabbi So-and-so was here yesterday”), makes house calls, and to top it all off, only charges $10, including beard trimming. When asked how he is doing, he always responds “Baruch Hashem,” despite being a heimishe Greek, born and bred near Athens. When our yeshivah advertised the annual dinner by hanging a banner that included my picture, Gus took particular pride in his handiwork on display, and encouraged my talmidim to behave in my shiur.

A few years ago, I came in before Chanukah, and after the usual chitchat, he gave the chair a spin, respectfully looked me in the eye, and proceeded to ask a question.

“So, Rrrrrrabbi, what is the real story behind Chanukah?”

Knowing full well that it is not wise to agitate a man with a scissors in one hand and an assortment of blades at arm’s length, I respectfully responded, “Do you really want to know the truth? It might not sound so flattering to you.”

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