Take a shmatteh soaked in bourbon. (No, kidding. Fantastik.) Swipe at that top shelf. This will bring down a shower of dust and small insect parts. When you stop coughing, make a mental note to ask someone taller than you to do this next year

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et’s be frank. Kol haschalos kashos. Every week you promise yourself: this Sunday I’ll start. Next thing ya know, its Monday again. So here are my directions for finally getting into the groove of Pesach cleaning.
Always start with the master bathroom. This room is a little-known minefield of hidden chometz.
First, the medicine cabinet. Take one item off the shelf and check the expiration date.
1.) Does the date end with “BCE”?
2.) Is the date the birthday of any of your siblings, children, or grandchildren? (Ah, happy coincidence!)
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