GREAT READS → WINDOWS Issue 1059 · April 30, 2025

Captain’s Log: Battles Fought Before Coffee Consumption     

Navigate motherhood. Quest for coffee

Captain’s Log: Battles Fought Before Coffee Consumption     

Infant awakens for the day. Inserting pacifier does not achieve desired effect.

Confer with husband; request husband reports to kitchen to prepare infant bottle.

Husband agrees. I think.

Return to previous slumber.

5:45 AM EST

Infant is still awake and growing markedly more agitated.

Inquire of husband as to whereabouts of bottle.

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