I present you with the People-Watcher’s Guide, Travel Edition
In fact, all frequent (or not-so-frequent) fliers can clip this article and store it in your carry-on for future use; it may come in handy.
Without further ado, I present you with the People-Watcher’s Guide, Travel Edition.
Find the following characters in the seat next to yours — or, if you look closely enough, in your very own seat.
Just when you shove those foam ear plugs into your ears and reach for your complimentary eye mask, Rhonda appears on the runway and flashes you a wide, toothy grin. “Well, I’ll be!” she begins as she places her luggage into the compartment over your head. “You look just like my second cousin, Beatrice! If I didn’t know any better, I’d give you a big ol’ hug right here!” Then her face gets serious. “Too bad Beatrice died of lung cancer last year.” You cluck your tongue appropriately and remove your ear plugs. This is going to be one long flight.
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