I can only imagine the mayhem that would ensue if my boys had access to technology
I’d like to take a moment to publicly acknowledge how grateful I am that my children do not have access to technology. Not just because of the way technology negatively impacts the development of their young minds, but because I can only imagine the mayhem and anarchy that would ensue if they were able to utilize those platforms to share ideas and hatch nefarious plans.
From: The Desk of The Eldest Son
To: The Brethren
Subject: New Magazine Alert
I hope this email finds you all well. It has been brought to my attention that there is a new magazine for kids, now available at the local grocery. Despite the fact that our parents currently subscribe to a dozen children’s magazines, I know that I can rely on your backup when I ask them to buy this magazine as well.
As always, I will keep you informed as to whether they immediately concede to this reasonable request or whether we all need to whine/beg/plead more. Updates to follow.
7-year-old: Hey, guys, I want glasses. Like, I really want glasses. What’s the best way to get them? Open to ideas.
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