“No, seriously!” My mind lit up with a thousand ideas. “Rent-a-Bochur. That’s what we’ll call ourselves. I’ll make us T-shirts. We’ll make millions!”,Rent-a-Bochur,“No, seriously!” My mind lit up with a thousand ideas. “Rent-a-Bochur. That’s what we’ll call ourselves. I’ll make us T-shirts. We’ll make millions!”
GET RICH QUICK “Are you kidding?” I waved some papers in Manny’s face. “We’re going to be rich man. We’re going to hire other guys to do the actual cleaning and we can market an original line of Pesach prep products— spray bottles of Davar HaPosel and Suspender Sacks—”
F irst day of bein hazmanim my mother was already anxious about my room. “I’m cleaning” I said. I pointed to the garbage bags piled against the wall.
Her eyes traveled around the room from the dumped-out drawers to the piles of Stuff. “Doesn’t look very clean to me ” she said in her watch-me-model-staying-calm voice.
Mothers take cleaning so seriously. Seriously.
“Cleaning makes a mess. Like it gets worse before it gets better. That type of thing.”
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