The B.A.N.G Gang — ACT 3: SCENE 5

Characters:

• ARON, a slow-moving fellow who likes to take life easy
• BORUCH, trying to cope with a big sister who always knows better
• NOSSON, clever and articulate, often talks in italics to make a point
• GERSHON, creative, and quick to think of new ideas

[A squeaky child’s voice is heard on the line]: Hello? Hello? [starts singing off tune]: The wheels on the bus go round and round…

NOSSON: Hey, Kayla, hang up now! I’m on the phone with my friends.

KAYLA: [miffed] You don’t hafta shout. I thought it was my friend callin’ ‘bout something ‘portant.

NOSSON: Well, it jolly well wasn’t. Now scram.