This was not the kind of crisis she was in the mood to deal with on a Friday afternoon

The Wetman family chat was having a squeal attack.
Raizy grinned, letting Yitzchok splash in his bath while she sat on the floor following the commotion on her phone.
MAZEL TOV!!! What a huge simchah!! I’m sooooo excited!!!!
OMG, Tziri’s becoming my double-cousin! Cutest family!!!
Is there a l’chayim in the house tonight? Time?
Absfeld, from the dry cleaners? HIS MOTHER WAS MY EIGHTH-GRADE TEACHER!!!!!
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