“Ayala and I are having our second-month anniversary tomorrow. Um… the thing is... I’m not sure she actually likes me”

“L’maiseh, it’s really the only way to get around the city quickly.”
Yonah took a swig from his Coke Zero. Pinny shook his head and reached for the pretzels.
“Are you insane? Electric scooter? Those things are death traps. Nah, if you wanna superman it, you need a Tesla.”
Yonah looked at his friend for a long minute. “They’ve gotten to you,” he said sadly.
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