Oh… oh, you want your socks on TOP of your shoes. Okay, that makes sense. You’re the boss
I know, it’s six thirty. It’s morning.
I’m coming! Yes, yes, here’s your bottle. And your blanket. And your banana. And your cereal: Chex, with Life on top. And then more Chex on top. Sure, I’ll add more milk. And a little more. Okay, I’ll make you oatmeal, too.
Don’t worry. I’m just giving you the spoon. I wouldn’t dare feed you.
Throwing all your food down? I got the memo. You’re ready to come out. Let’s get dressed.
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