TORAH → THE MOMENT Issue 950 · February 22, 2023

Ballot Box: Soliciting Donations in Peace

Tension sometimes erupts between well-meaning bochurim and the decent human beings they wish to transform into philanthropists

Ballot Box: Soliciting Donations in Peace

Here are several of our best attempts to help bring both sides to a meeting of minds. Bochurim, if you do better this year, let us know!

Say It in Song

Music can go a long way. Try these lyrics, adapted to the tune of Abie Rotenberg’s “Teardrop.”

In a brand-new Tesla

Somewhere in the city

A story of magic unfolds

Ten homes were purchased

Off of a banker

And five minutes later were sold

Chorus

And now there’s a brand-new gvir

And that is the reason why we are here

“Where has my Purim gone,”

He says with a sigh

As he tries to step over another drunk guy

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