GREAT READS → PURIM 5784 Issue 1004 · March 20, 2024

Green Queen and Haman

With striped hats and hyped cats, these classics reinvent themselves

Green Queen and Haman

The famed doctor sat and
Worked on rewriting
His widely read classics
Now Purim-exciting
On these days, in this time
Mishpacha is delighting

In hocky and wacky
And all sorts of quacky
Places with people
That will make you weep’l (get it? weep just a little)

Like our Cousin Volozhin,
Gvirish Mulberry,
A leiner-complainer,
A sleepy mommy,
And Tatty who won’t drink
That glass of Chablis

So don red-white-striped hats
To read tomes from hyped cats
Just don’t spill your juice on
This selection from Seussan

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