GREAT READS → MUSINGS Issue 951 · February 28, 2023

Rus Abraham

I would not date her here or there.I would not date her anywhere

Rus Abraham
Hello, my name is Shadchan Pam.
I set boys up. That’s who I am.

 

That Shadchan Pam! That Shadchan Pam!
I’m really scared of Shadchan Pam.

 

Would you date Rus Abraham?

 

I would not date her, Shadchan Pam.
She’s not for me — Rus Abraham.

 

Would you date her here or there?

 

I would not date her here or there.
I would not date her anywhere.
I cannot date Rus Abraham.
Just let this go please, Shadchan Pam.

 

You’re saying no because she’s tall?
Can’t you even make a call?

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