There were three cardinal rules that I, as well as every other event planner, knew
In my previous life, because part of my job was helping others plan their own joyous occasions, there were three cardinal rules that I, as well as every other event planner, knew:
Never get a new coif for the wedding. Period.
Look, I get it. You’ve put off buying something new in anticipation (finally) of this upcoming affair and have been skimping and saving, setting aside every extra dollar (what extra dollar?) so that you can make this purchase prudently. You won’t.
You need the time and patience (neither of which you have right now) to work with it even though you’ve already justified its overpriced purchase to yourself and to all the skeptics in your world. You’ve repeated the practiced script so many times that your recital sounds like a three-year-old trying to explain why she needs a pony. The only one who doesn’t recognize it for the lemon it is is you.
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