GREAT READS → MUSINGS Issue 1070 · July 16, 2025

Litvish, Heimish, All-the-Same-ish    

Say! What a lot of guys there are

Litvish, Heimish, All-the-Same-ish    

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itvish, heimish, all-the-same-ish,

No idea, or heard-the-name-ish…

This one drove his mother’s car.

This one took me to a bar.

Say! What a lot of guys there are.

Yes. Some turn red, and some turn white.

Some have paralytic fright.

Some dates are awesome. Some are sad.

And some are felony-level bad.

Why are some so sad and bad?

I do not know, but it makes me mad.

Some don’t care. Some care a lot.

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